It is Too Titty to be a Preacher

Let's go to Annual shower flow
rather than watch artists perform Bad salad
while keeping their Bass-ackwards
But I have a Bat flattery
And the Bedding wells are ringing
All the Belly jeans are drunk and frolicking
I don't think it's Birthington's washday today
Her memory gives my mind a Blushing crow
Should I call her a Bowel feast?
They say Britannia waives the rules
Bunny phone gave them all the strength
Their heads covered with Cat flap
King's men were Chewing the doors
One guy was busy Chipping the flannel
Cop porn flowing from his mouth
Another dude Crawls through the fax
Damp stealer mistakently sticks the stamps
Fight in your race, Oh!
Residents watch from Flock of bats
A Flutter by hovers on Docs head
While he performs Full bottle in front of me
Go help me sod, cries a passer by
Hiss and leer, the angels remark
We have run out of our Hypodermic nurdles
And we are shout of the hour
You can wait and enjoy Keys and parrots
and Know your blows
Many have come to us with Lack of pies
But we discovered that with Lead of spite
Certainly no one likes Mad banners
Playing with Mad bunny makes Men Mad
It's not unwise to be as Mean as custard
Mend the sail and let everyone know
Speak up, Don't say your zips are lipped
Nasal hut tastes good with chocolate
but too much of Choc will make you Nick your pose
Stretch your No tails like those of a gorilla
Certainly it's bad Pit nicking
the Plaster man made by Master Engineers
Equipped with necessary Pleating and humming
So be Ready as a stock in matters all
When the Rental deceptionist hammers your teeth
Let not your eyes get Roaring with pain
Learn perseverance from Dicken's Sale of two titties
Remember how Jesus would do Sealing the hick
Chill out and Shake a tower
Sir Stifford Crapps expressly implores you
He is presently navigating the Soppy cheese
With a Soul of ballad in his hand
Loudly crying 'Tease my ears, O Lord'
The rutting season for tea cosies is round the corner
It's joy to be there, take it not as the pun fart
O My Tons of soil!
I know it is too titty to be a preacher
Not easy to walk on Trail snacks
We have but to Wave the sail

by mazHur (adapted)

The Literature Network : Picture Poetry Contest Winner

Before you became a star in the sky
Let my love come to you, let me try
Lunging at my love bird moving high
Umbrella in hand, harsh weather nigh
If you went alone my heart will ever cry
Take me along, my love,I wanna die!

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"It was a close thing between mazHur and Miyako, But I declare mazHur the winner - I liked the wild proclaimation."

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Injustice through court

Published here: http://pakobserver.net/201303/16/detailnews.asp?id=200369

Saturday, March 16, 2013 - Some years ago I had pointed out in these very pages that the court’s record and orders were being traded in at least one of the banking courts in Karachi and that no action had been taken against the culprits so far despite repeated complaints on record. One such instance is of a final order that was stolen in 2000 and could not be retrieved or issued by the concerned court, which, years later, mysteriously could only supply a certified copy of the same bearing the current date against the real date on which certified copies of the said missing order were applied for. After a series of complaints were made to the learned judge, what he did was have, instead, a copy supplied thereof with the current dates by which time the limitation had naturally expired, barring the defendant from his right to appeal.

While the said missing order was kept in abeyance, the court proceeded with the case by issuing the sale certificate to the plaintiff/auction purchaser against which serious objections were at once lodged by the defendant but to no avail as the learned judge was not inclined to listen to the defendant having self-admittedly said that he had been “pressurized” by the National Accountability Bureau (NAB) and, in turn, “instructed” by some senior judge to dispose of the case on the deadline given. Obviously, that too was to be done in favour of one of the biggest bank defaulters whose name already happens to be with the Supreme Court (SC). By favouring them in the case, the aim was to shun and offload the third party from legal interruption with the obvious intention of squeezing out a very substantial ‘reward’ that NAB, as a rule, is said to charge banks on such recoveries or from plea bargains.

With the passing of the limitation due to failure of the banking court to issue an appropriately dated and valid copy of the stolen order, the appellate court was not inclined to entertain the appeal, thus depriving the defendant of his fair right to justice. This being so, will the honourable SC recall the matter and see why action was not taken against that banking court for alienating the final order and not supplying it to the defendant on the date it was applied for until this day? Needless to say, the defendant cannot be held liable for the delay in issuing an order by the court as also envisaged in the Limitation Act but, unfortunately, the courts rarely shift from the conventional practice of knocking out even merited cases on forced technical grounds, thereby unconsciously condemning such defendants to being unheard. In doing so, they unintentionally defeat the service of justice to the already aggrieved party. May I request the honourable SC to check this ancient trend in the courts as the same is outrightly not what the SC aspires for?

—Karachi